It’s an Everything Bagel

A/K/A, A Hodgepodge

Belated happy start of the college football season! This week’s picks, for entertainment purposes only:

Auburn (+5) at Clemson
It’s almost impossible for me to not type “Clempson”. It’s just how I was raised. My PE coach in middle school played football at Clemson. On the wall in his office hung half of a Clemson helmet and photograph of his college team. I don’t think that he was on the ’81 National Championship team, since he had coached PE for a few years before I got to the middle school in the early 80s (yes, I’ve lived through some awesome decades). Maybe he did. Someone from Tarrant will let us know. Anyway, this will be a close game or, hold your coffee with two hands, Auburn will win by 3 touchdowns. Auburn can run the ball, they play great defense, Daniel Carlson is automatic for the people…Auburn is a good team. Clemson and Auburn played teams with less depth and talent last week, so it’s hard to know for sure, but I’d take Auburn plus the points.

Fresno State (+44) at Alabama
Years ago, only a few brave souls north of Nashville dared to visit the panhandle of Florida and the Gulf Coast of Alabama during for the summer. Now they come in droves. On Saturdays this summer, the 80 mile stretch of I-65 between Birmingham and Montgomery stayed bumper to bumper – in both directions (Saturday is check-in/check-out day for beach rentals and, therefore, heavy travel days).You were doing well to make that drive in 90 minutes, but at peak times it was closer to a 3-hour drive. Partly due to never-ending construction, but mostly due to peeps from Michigan and Indiana and Illinois and Ohio – the whole Big 10, visiting the Alabama and Florida beaches. I tried to work in a line about the war of northern aggression, but it’s either too soon, too early in the morning, not a good line, or I’m not good enough to pull it off. Anyway, people from the north come, complain about the heat, humidity, traffic, everything being fried, and the accents for a week. It’s a lot of fun. The response used to be “yes, we are aware of the heat and humidity, please just spend your money and go home.”

Anyway, this game is kind of a “same but different” scenario. The State of California has barred state employees from traveling to other states that hold varying political and social beliefs. I honestly don’t know if it’s gay marriage or immigration — neither of which Alabama has embraced as tightly as California — but California employees aren’t supposed to spend state money traveling to states that don’t agree with what California believes. Except, in this game, Fresno State is taking home with them $1.4 million. So, it’s more of a “yes, we are aware that we disagree on some political and social issues of the day, here’s your check $1.4 million and a checkmark for your loss column. Now you can go home.”

I actually like Fresno State plus the points in this one, simply because this Alabama offense can’t score 44 points. Alabama wins, probably by 4 or 5 touchdowns.

UAB at Ball State (-14)
Great return to college football for UAB last week. There was a great crowd at Legion Field last week (45,212), but not just in numbers. There was excitement and energy and an almost palpable sense of pride in and around the stadium last Saturday. The team is made up of newcomers and, largely, of players who needed a second chance. Scrolling through the roster, other universities and colleges were listed beside a great number of the players, indicating that they played somewhere else before coming to UAB. Many had lost the opportunity to play at their previous schools due to injuries that didn’t heal quickly enough or due to bad grades or due to whatever. They needed time away from football to work and to concentrate on themselves. At UAB, they found that opportunity.

Someone asked me this week if UAB could be competitive in their conference, and I believe that they can. UAB didn’t just start practicing in August. They’ve been working, training, and studying film for a long time. There’s a difference in practice speed and game speed, and that will take some adjustment, but I believe that they can be competitive. I think that they’ll be competitive against MAC appointment Ball State (David Letterman went to Ball State) this weekend, but I think Ball State wins at home.

BONUS PICK
Georgia at Notre Dame
Great out of conference game for Georgia. I don’t know what the line is, but I like Georgia to win a close one, less than a touchdown. Either way, get your check UGA and go home.

There you go. Someone let me know when Coach Floyd played at Clemson. I believe it was probably mid to late-70s, but I really can’t remember. I know it was a color photo on his wall, so it was at least after the advent of color film.

Gotta run. Have a great weekend!

Eclipsing an Answer

A self-professed Neo-Nazi called the Rick & Bubba Show earlier this week during a discussion on the events in Charlottesville, Virginia. I’m paraphrasing, but the caller said that he just wanted to live his life the way that he wanted to live, and everyone else was free to do whatever they wanted to do, just leave him alone. Here’s a link to the show’s daily documentary, the call starts at the 9:50 mark.

When the hosts explained that Hitler’s Nazi party wasn’t a “live and let live” movement, the caller goes in to a defense of Hitler.

Man, the eclipse can’t get here soon enough.

I haven’t seen this reported by any of the left-wing or alt-right news channels, but just as the moon clears the sun next Tuesday and the sun’s full light once again shines down on the US, all hate, prejudice, elitism, inequality, and bigotry will have been removed from our society. It has something to do with it being a total eclipse and the centers of the of sun and the moon aligning just perfectly so that the sun and the moon’s gravitational forces work together to pull from the United States what a hundred of years of beginning statements with “I’m not a racist, but” couldn’t achieve.

Yep, next Tuesday evening, blacks and whites and a family from Pakistan will all sit around the teppanyaki grill at the Japanese steakhouse and laugh, and joke, and complain about the heat without even noticing the differences among them. Or worried that one of their friends will see them socializing with one another.

It’s going to be awesome!

Except that it’s not that easy.

The eclipse is going to start around noon, reach its peak around 1:30, be over by 3:00, and that Neo-Nazi guy is still going to wonder why anyone, especially a “person of color” – because Hitler didn’t kill any of them, would be offended by his swastika tattoo.

The caller is an extremist. The scary thing is, there are people more extreme than him. The scarier thing is that there are people less extreme than him that believe beginning sentences with “I’m not racist, but” makes it okay. Or even true.

We all have prejudices, we like to call them preferences because it sounds better. Call them what you want, but until we recognize them, how do we move forward together?

A topic too big for this morning. I didn’t do it justice. Just go and be kind. If you’re kind and you miss, you won’t miss by much.

Have a good weekend.

The Last Friday of Summer Break

Get ready for the annual photo of my kids holding a plate with a pancake, expertly crafted in the numbers 6 and 2 this year, on the first day of school. That’s coming next Wednesday as school starts again in our district and the kiddos head off to 6th and 2nd grades. You won’t be able to miss it on the Facebook. Then, about a month later, our friends in other parts of the country will post their back-to-school pictures on the exact day that we have our first meeting with the truancy officer to discuss excessive tardiness (just a prediction).

I know the world constantly changes, and I don’t want to go off on a “back in my day” old man rant, but why in the sweet name of Harcourt Brace Jovanovich are schools starting on August 9? I don’t remember having all of the days out of school that kids get now. We started school the week of August, got out for Labor Day, Thanksgiving and the Friday after, and then got two weeks at Christmas. We got a week for AEA week, now universally known as Spring Break, and we had 3 “snow days” built in the schedule in April and May as make-up days for inclement weather. If it snowed and schools were closed in January or February or March, we went to school on one or more of those make-up days. If it didn’t snow that school year, we got a few Fridays out of school in the spring. Glorious “snow days”.

Looking at our school calendar, school is out Labor Day, 2 days around Columbus Day in October, Veteran’s Day in November, the Wednesday, Thursday and Friday of Thanksgiving week, and then Christmas break begins at Noon on December 15. That’s 10 days before Christmas, if you’re counting. April is the only month that the kids aren’t out at least one day for something or other. The school year ends the week before Memorial Day. It is what it is, really, I just like summer, and this year’s summer break was incredibly short.

I’m so proud of the Harcourt Brace Jovanovich reference. I’ll laugh to myself all day about that.

I’m trying to ease back in to being more consistent with the Friday posts, and I know this was a short post today. It leaves more time for you to go and be kind. Have a great day!